1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:04,460 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... We're doing a guy's trip to San Diego, kind of 2 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:06,220 like to pull on party weekend. 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:07,500 We're trying to bang her. 4 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:10,540 I'm not trying to bang her. I have a girlfriend I'm very happy with. 5 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:11,820 Tom's letting you down. 6 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:15,620 I'm starting to think that maybe I'm not that important to him. 7 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:18,420 Is this a man that you want to marry? Absolutely. 8 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,400 I just took Katie for granted. 9 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,080 I really miss feeling, like, desired. 10 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:25,740 Party time, mother... 11 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:30,310 Sheena and Shay are having this joint bachelor or bachelorette party in Miami. 12 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:35,330 Anyone that wants to go, that like says something about their character. 13 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,610 Would you like something to drink? You probably would. She knows where the bar 14 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:42,610 is. I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio. 15 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,220 It is actually my birthday today. 16 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:17,060 Look how cute. 17 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:18,460 Do you want the head? 18 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:20,940 I'm going to sit here. I'll sit next to me. 19 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,220 I kind of feel excited that we're the first people here. I'm always the first 20 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:24,958 person everywhere. 21 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,520 Really? I'm so on time to everything, it disgusts me. Oh, really? She's nobody 22 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,040 else ever is. Yeah, especially in L .A., you're like setting yourself up to be 23 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,040 disappointed. For real. 24 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:37,400 But you feel good about yourself, you know? I know how this works. A new girl 25 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,720 comes into Sir, everyone puts on their phony faces and tries to get her to come 26 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,720 into their groove, so I feel for Vale. I think she's smarter than that. She 27 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,720 needs to go down the right path. 28 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:49,260 She needs to pick my path. 29 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:50,820 Happy birthday. 30 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,360 Hey. Hi. 31 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,880 That's my mama. Hi. 32 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,840 Hi, Peter. 33 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,000 How's everyone doing? Hi. 34 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:00,800 Thank you. Thank you for coming. 35 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:06,720 We're not in Chicago this year. I'm doing a chill birthday this year. I 36 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,680 what? Let's wine taste. 37 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,340 Yeah. That's civilized, right? Civilized and mellow. In the past, I used to be 38 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,100 an absolute freak about my birthday. 39 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:20,470 It's my 25th birthday. Why are you here for my birthday? This 40 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:24,570 year, 41 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:29,370 I don't have that same desire to make it so much about me as I used to. 42 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:31,530 Does that mean I'm growing up? 43 00:02:32,730 --> 00:02:38,050 So guys, left to right is lighter to bigger body. You have a Prosecco on the 44 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,050 end. 45 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,860 Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand and then a Chardonnay from California on the 46 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:45,800 very end. It's my dream to just have three glasses of wine in front of me at 47 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,800 same time. 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,260 To Stassi and no drama, you guys. 49 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:50,660 Stassi and no drama. 50 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:55,930 After the last couple years and literally having the drama with Kristen 51 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:59,990 and Sheena, we're all at such happy places with each other. It's happy. 52 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:05,250 On the note of Sheena, we got our second tier invite to Sheena's wedding three 53 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,130 weeks after the RSVP date. 54 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,249 What does that mean? 55 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:12,670 When not enough people respond to a wedding, you then send out more 56 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:16,050 to people that you weren't actually going to invite because you want to fill 57 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:16,849 the seat. 58 00:03:16,850 --> 00:03:21,160 And Jen showed me this invitation last night, and I all... Almost, I'm sorry, 59 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:26,680 sh** myself because it is literally the cheesiest, tackiest invitation I could 60 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,240 have ever imagined. I had a vision of what it would be and like the tackiness 61 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:35,580 level was at like a seven and a half. This is at a, like 13 .8. 62 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:39,680 The amount of talking that I'm hearing makes me a little uncomfortable because 63 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,800 you start to think, well, what are they going to say about me? 64 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,520 Honestly, I want to. Maybe a fly on the wall just at her wedding so I could 65 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,700 report back. You can go with Schwartz because apparently he got an invitation. 66 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:53,120 What? In the mail. He told me that he was invited. I was like, but there's not 67 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,320 been an invitation to the house. I hit it like a coward. 68 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:58,080 Wait, it was only two years? You hit it like a coward? 69 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:02,080 We were going through some stuff at that time, so the timing wasn't right for me 70 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 to let her know. 71 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,460 I'm not happy that Tom got an invitation to Sheena's wedding, not me, and that 72 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:11,320 he's been invited to the bachelor and bachelorette party and not me, because I 73 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,100 feel like these are things that we should be doing together. 74 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,760 Happy birthday to you! 75 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,079 It's all downhill from there, Tom. 76 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,440 You're here to pick up the platters? Yes. For the event tomorrow? 77 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,680 Yes. Same sky event. 78 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,960 Okay, do you want a cup of tea? Sure. You do? I was hoping you'd say no. 79 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,820 Okay, who's working tomorrow? Do you know? 80 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:47,980 I think Ariana's bartending. 81 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:50,840 Yes, who else? I think Kitty's working as well. 82 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,180 There you are. Thank you. 83 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,800 Um, okay. 84 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:59,910 So... Make sure the event goes fine tomorrow. The women in Rwanda make money 85 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:01,090 from selling the jewelry. 86 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:05,270 So those are through setting up their jewelry, passing appetizers, having a 87 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:06,950 drink. Hopefully they'll sell some jewelry. 88 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:11,010 Same Sky is a wonderful organization that supports women in Africa. 89 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:15,550 They've asked me to host an event, and I'm always happy to support a good 90 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:19,010 My staff, maybe not so much. What else? Anything else? 91 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:22,130 Well, the wedding is actually a month from today. Right. 92 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,930 I'm not getting involved in your wedding. I've done my thing. 93 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:28,490 I will be there. Of course I will be there. But I'm not getting involved in 94 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,410 planning of your wedding. Just the bar. 95 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,130 Right. You want the sangria. Yeah. 96 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:36,830 Or Pandy can do that. She's so great at planning everything. She's helping with 97 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:39,630 the bridal shower. We're doing that at Villa Blanca. And don't let any of the 98 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:43,310 girls, the bitchiness and the competitiveness, don't let it ruin your 99 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:44,530 Well, that's why they're not invited. 100 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:45,650 Well, who's not invited? 101 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:46,689 Starcy and Katie. 102 00:05:46,690 --> 00:05:48,270 You didn't invite Starcy and Katie. 103 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,050 No. Why would I? 104 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:52,650 Oh, they could probably hang out together because Schwartz will be at the 105 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:54,210 wedding. Hold on a second. 106 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:57,610 You're going to have Schwartz at the wedding and Katie's not invited? 107 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:01,790 Yes. That doesn't make sense to me. But she's Schwartz's other half. Come on. 108 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,540 Do you think Ken would go to a wedding if I wasn't invited? 109 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,000 No, but that's different. 110 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,600 But I'm not going to just invite her to the wedding. I would invite her to Miami 111 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,000 for my bachelorette party before the wedding and see how she behaved. 112 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,320 I think Sheena should invite Katie. 113 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:19,540 I mean, if Ken went to a party without me, I would actually wish him well on 114 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:22,340 way. I'll pack his bags, but guess what? It'd be a one -way trip. 115 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,120 So maybe you should invite her to Miami and see how it goes. 116 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:31,380 I will be nice to her when I work with her tomorrow and extend the olive 117 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:36,470 A year ago, I thought Katie and Stassi would literally be a part of my wedding. 118 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:37,790 Let's all do a shot. 119 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:43,970 Calm down. I love you. I love you. But things change, and who knows? Maybe they 120 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:44,929 can change back. 121 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:49,550 And imagine how you would feel if you were in the position of Katie, where 122 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:52,670 relationship wasn't great. You're happy now. You're getting married. 123 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:55,410 I know. I can afford to be generous. Here we are. I will. 124 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:58,490 Okay. Too heavy for you? Got it. I'm strong. 125 00:06:58,750 --> 00:06:59,970 Go on, then. All right. Here you are. 126 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,600 Just jamming in there, man. 127 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:14,840 We don't really have a choice. 128 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,640 Dude, I... Whose great idea was it not to rent a car? 129 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,480 You know, Vegas, we rented a car. We were smart. Yeah. 130 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,100 Hey. Hey. 131 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,140 Dude, I do not want to drive. 132 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,460 We don't really have a choice. 133 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:28,470 Tiffany, being the great girlfriend that she is, you know, wanted us to have a 134 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:31,730 guys weekend, so she made a couple calls. How's Vegas treating you? It's 135 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,630 good. It's really, really busy. Yeah? Better money. 136 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:37,230 She decided to say, hey, we're going to put you up in the suites. We're going to 137 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:40,470 rent some nightclubs for you. It doesn't hurt to date someone in the hospitality 138 00:07:40,470 --> 00:07:43,310 world, you know? All right, let's go, man. I love you. I love you. 139 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:46,690 Bye, Mom. I'll be good. Be good. All right. 140 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:49,670 Jax pretty much has a playbook for these kind of trips. 141 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,350 He tries to get everyone drunk and then pushes them into bad decisions. 142 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,700 So, do I want Tom to go to San Diego with Jack? 143 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,200 Hell no. 144 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,460 But on the other hand, I don't want to be this controlling bitch that's just 145 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:02,540 laying down the law. 146 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,920 That's a good idea. 147 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:06,840 Yeah. We gotta hurry up before she changes her mind. Yeah, we do. Hurry. 148 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Did you just blow kisses? 149 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:13,940 Hey, babe. 150 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,600 We're on our way to San Diego. 151 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:17,900 No, we just left. 152 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:22,120 We're not even out of L .A. yet. The guys want to say thank you for this 153 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,380 weekend. Yeah, thank you, Tiffany. 154 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,320 Yeah, thanks, Tiffany. Thank you, Pip. 155 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:26,199 You're welcome. 156 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,660 So it's been less than three days since Jack texted the world and said that him 157 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,720 and Tiffany had broken up, that now they're back together. 158 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:37,580 And she is now coming to Miami. And actually, she just set us up with this 159 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:38,900 awesome weekend in San Diego. 160 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:40,700 I can't keep up. 161 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,740 Be on your best behavior. We're going to have a good time, but I'll make you 162 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:47,250 proud. All right. Love you, too. Bye. Love you, too. When you said I'll make 163 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,090 proud, I just cut to a montage in my head of you making out with, like, four 164 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:51,090 different girls. Dude! 165 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:52,910 Don't ever say that. 166 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:57,610 You know, there's been guys trips where it's been about the girls, but I have a 167 00:08:57,610 --> 00:09:02,190 girlfriend, Jax has a girlfriend, Schwartz has a girlfriend, so this one 168 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:03,710 going to be more about the guys. 169 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,210 Guess who I had coffee with? Bill. 170 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:08,690 Uh -oh. 171 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:11,250 Why? No, no, I like her. I'm just saying. 172 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,170 Why? Does Tiffany matter? 173 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:16,180 No. Does Tiffany know you had coffee with her? 174 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,180 Yeah, that didn't go over well. 175 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,380 I told her after the fact, and I'm like, she's like, why are you having coffee 176 00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:23,740 with her? Like, there's no reason for you to have coffee with her. She's like, 177 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:26,980 don't get it. It's not like, if it was Safia, I wouldn't care, because it was 178 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,460 three years ago and this and that, but this is a new girl. The thing was, like, 179 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,980 it wasn't a big deal until she saw it on social media. She put, like, they all 180 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,900 put, like, oh, having coffee with Jack. 181 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,620 Jack. That's your pass, whatever. You said she tweeted it? You tweeted it. No, 182 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,599 she put it. 183 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,880 No, you did. A little coffee with at Vale Bloom. 184 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:45,200 Whatever. It's not even a big deal. 185 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,760 Dude. 186 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,960 Coming up. 187 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,780 I didn't come down here to text with Tiffany all weekend. 188 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:56,460 Oh, my God. I don't think Tiffany knew what she got us into. 189 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,040 They reserved it for us. 190 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,920 A bottle of vodka, a bottle of tequila. Boom. 191 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,140 Done. 192 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,340 You guys want a spoon? 193 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:25,800 If we spoon, we can all fit on here. I need some liquid courage here. All 194 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,020 so, Peter, there's plenty of women in here now. 195 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:29,580 Oh, my God. 196 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,580 I don't think Tiffany knew what she got us into. 197 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,179 I know, right? 198 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:36,520 I'm ready to make some moves here. 199 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:39,940 These girls are rowdy, man. They're a rowdy bunch. I know. 200 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,460 You know what they want to do to you, Tom? 201 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,090 I want it to happen. 202 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:48,330 I want to make you make out with somebody. 203 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:52,730 Basically, Tiffany hooked us up with a free room at the Hard Rock with all 204 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:54,110 parties and bottle service. 205 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:59,510 Tiffany, thus far, is my favorite out of all the girls that Jax has been with. 206 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:33,270 That thing is clicking in with Jax where he's getting really spaced and needing 207 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,270 some validation. 208 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:38,890 And he'll forget about Tiffany and start looking for anyone to bring home. 209 00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:02,520 I'm just having fun. You know, I didn't come down here to text with Tiffany all 210 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,560 weekend. She knows where I'm at. She said have a good time, and I'll talk to 211 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,560 later. Where's Peter? 212 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:10,780 Oh, no. Look for a cowboy hat. Look for a cowboy hat. Look for a cowboy hat. 213 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,280 Wait a minute. There he is. 214 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,419 Where, where, where? 215 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,720 Right there. The girl with the pink. 216 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,140 Oh, no. 217 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:17,540 Yeah, dude. 218 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,560 Peter's getting it, man. 219 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,600 You know, who invented this whole monogamy thing? 220 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,020 This person should be shot. 221 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:47,240 I'm just going to set these down because they're really heavy. Yeah, of course. 222 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,140 You know, I'd love you to start looking at some of the jewelry and see what 223 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,820 you'd like to wear. Oh, I like this. 224 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:56,320 This necklace buys school fees for one year for a child. 225 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:57,820 Perfect. 226 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,380 Hey, girl. 227 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,460 Hey. You got to get some jewelry. 228 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:11,030 I'm making my napkins look nice. Oh, nice. Hi. 229 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,390 Hi. 230 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:19,470 It's open beer, wine, and sangria, water, soda, whatever, and then we'll be 231 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,630 passing some appetizers. 232 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:25,610 Okay. While you're here, I wanted to ask you, you know, Schwartz is invited to 233 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:31,070 Shay's bachelor party in Miami, and I was thinking if maybe you would like to 234 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:35,050 come to the bachelorette party, and I'm also having my bridal shower tomorrow at 235 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,050 Villa if you want to come. 236 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,540 Ariana's coming, Pandora, Jenna, my mom, sister. 237 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:44,420 We can try and have fun, and I don't feel right inviting Schwartz and not 238 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,420 inviting you. 239 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:51,520 I know our friendship's been touch and go, and we maybe not always get along 240 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:55,620 the time, but I would really like us to try to. Maybe Miami's the perfect time 241 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:59,500 for us to just all try and get along again, and if we do, awesome. 242 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,220 I want to be in Miami with my boyfriend. I think we've been... 243 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:08,420 making a lot of progress, and that would be a really good step for us. This is 244 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:12,320 supposed to be the happiest summer of my life, and any animosity towards 245 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,040 friends, ex -friends, coworkers, I just, like, I want to get rid of all of that. 246 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,560 I want to just have fun time. I'll behave myself. 247 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:22,900 A lot of people may call me a friend collector, but I always have room for 248 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:26,540 more friend. Besides, my mom has always told me it's better to be the bigger 249 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,640 person, and that's something I always am. 250 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:36,090 Hello, how are you doing? I'm doing well. How's it going back there? 251 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:37,730 Very busy. 252 00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:42,350 Where's your bracelet? You should be promoting it. This is why we're here. 253 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,089 just waiting. 254 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,870 The pink looks good. Thank you. Do you still have pink streaks? 255 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,110 Would you be offended if I did like this? 256 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:54,370 I feel like if we just stand here, people might actually eat. 257 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,250 Come on, do what you're supposed to be doing. 258 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,430 It's an open bar. 259 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:02,580 Yeah, so there's sangria, beer, wine. 260 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,860 You're welcome. 261 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,920 How's it going? 262 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:05,980 So happy you're here. 263 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,480 It's going great. The girls have been fantastic. 264 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,160 Your staff is incredible. 265 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:12,800 They did a gorgeous job. Okay, great. 266 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:13,979 How much are those? 267 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:18,820 These are $3 .99 or $3 .50, but you like the most expensive things. 268 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:19,619 That's okay. 269 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:23,340 Of course I'm picking out all the most expensive pieces. That's what I've been 270 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,400 trained for the last 32 years to do. 271 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,480 I would love to raise our glasses, everyone. 272 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:34,620 And Lisa, you have made this possible. It was a great event, and we helped many 273 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:37,900 people. And I got a nice piece of jewelry, so win, win, win. 274 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,260 Yay! 275 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:44,780 Hey, 276 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,780 hey, this is for the club. 277 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,420 You haven't drunk enough yet. 278 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,880 My body's shutting down. 279 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,520 This is the club. Oh, this is where we're going. There's so many hot girls 280 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,299 there, yo. 281 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,540 Keita, you better be bending somebody over right here. I'm going to be. Thank 282 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,000 you, Jax. You're welcome. 283 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,280 Hey, Jax. The room is amazing. 284 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,240 Tiffany, thank you so much. Thank you, Tiffany. Tiffany. 285 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,620 All right, guys. I don't know how much time we have, but we need to get ready. 286 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,880 Look at that. Look at his underwear. 287 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,080 Oh, my God. Ew. 288 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:24,060 Hey, Adam Levine on steroids just called. He wants his look back. Yeah. 289 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,219 Let's go. 290 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,220 We're walking out the door. 291 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:08,190 Most of the time, I hope that Jax doesn't screw up. But this time in 292 00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:11,690 because Tiffany did set all this up, I'm really ready to intervene. 293 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,720 If I brought girls back here, you'd be sure and tell everyone. 294 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,160 I didn't bring them back. You did bring girls back here, Jax. What are you 295 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160 talking about? 296 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,840 Whose great idea was to do this? 297 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,360 Yours. 298 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080 I'm not kidding you, man. 299 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,320 I'm not doing good. 300 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:58,620 Do you need to go to the hospital? 301 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,130 What happened? 302 00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:03,670 Ow. 303 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:05,510 What was that? 304 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:07,970 You okay? 305 00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,030 Walk it off. 306 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,530 Not let Tiffany know I got this wasted. 307 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,730 My body can't take this anymore. My liver hates me. 308 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,490 Yeah, I passed out, dude. 309 00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:22,950 What happened? Just tell me what happened. Recap it. 310 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,790 How the f*** did we get back up here? 311 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,230 I don't remember. 312 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:31,800 I woke up with my pants were down and I had no underwear on. Dude, there was no 313 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,440 stopping you. Oh my God, I'm so glad you did not see that. 314 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,080 Tom, what's up, dude? 315 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,120 I don't know. 316 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,440 Guys Weekend was a great idea. 317 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,360 Yeah. 318 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800 You okay? 319 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,199 Annoyed, dude. 320 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:49,779 With what? 321 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,060 Last night in general. 322 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,400 What happened? 323 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,120 Dude, you know what the f*** happened? 324 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,720 I know if I brought girls back here, you'd be sure and tell everyone about 325 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,520 I didn't bring them back. You did bring girls back here, Jack. 326 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,100 Dude, 327 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,460 what are you talking about? 328 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:11,320 Jack has an amazing girlfriend right now. She hooks us up with this beautiful 329 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:17,060 suite, and Jack hooks up with the most bootleg chick in the fucking club. 330 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,900 It's so extremely disrespectful. 331 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,940 I was just really drunk. I literally don't remember. 332 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,010 All right, let's pack. 333 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:34,070 I would call it assisted masturbation. The girl literally meant nothing. 334 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:38,490 Brought her into the bathroom, the shit out of her, and then, like, they left. 335 00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:39,930 Dude, I know one thing. 336 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,390 When Tiffany asked me about last night, I'm not going to lie. 337 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:01,549 Oh, careful. 338 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:02,169 Don't step. 339 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:03,170 Hi. 340 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:05,730 You're painting. 341 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,630 I'm so glad you've come over. 342 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,410 I'm sweating. I'm sorry. 343 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,650 My air conditioning isn't working. 344 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:15,450 It's so hot in here. I know, and it's like the worst. Like, I just moved into 345 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,810 new apartment, and my air conditioning breaks. It's so annoying. This looks 346 00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:22,590 amazing. Do you like it? Okay, because I had originally done this color, and 347 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:26,450 then I wanted to do it darker to match that blanket that's behind you on the 348 00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,750 couch, and now I think it's too dark. 349 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:32,490 No, I think you've just been looking at the light blue for too long. I like the 350 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:33,490 dark light blue. 351 00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:34,550 Thanks, honey. You look amazing. 352 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,950 Thanks, honey bunny. 353 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,950 Do you have anything to drink? What are you drinking? 354 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,410 I got stuff to make us bellinis. 355 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,630 I want one. 356 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,470 Good. You can follow me. 357 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,270 I just really love Christina. 358 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:49,570 We're both positive people, regardless of whether we're feeling depressed. 359 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,550 And we're also both very loyal. 360 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:53,370 So what's going on? 361 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,450 It's the same old. 362 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:55,970 Well, cheers. I love you. Cheers. 363 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,670 These are good. 364 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,860 I feel like they're better than they are at Sir. Well, yeah. 365 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,720 I'm making them. 366 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,200 I miss you at Sir. 367 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,120 I bet you do. Like, who do you talk to? 368 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,760 Katie. And then Katie sometimes at work goes like, me awkwardly, Sheena. 369 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,060 I'm sorry. 370 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:18,080 I feel kind of bad for my friends who are still at Sir. I feel like my life 371 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,120 changed so much. And I just want to shake them and be like, there's a way 372 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,200 Come with me. 373 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,600 Who wouldn't want to follow me? 374 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:28,190 I remember what that's like to work at Sir and not have anyone that you're 375 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:31,450 friends with work on that same night, and it was the worst. 376 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:36,030 And all Sheena talks about is her wedding, so it's just like... And, like, 377 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:40,050 fact that, like, Tom got Sheena's wedding invitation and replied yes. 378 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,910 What, is Schwartz going to go without her? 379 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,290 That is, like, grounds for breaking up with my boyfriend. 380 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,890 Schwartz is, like, half weasel, half vagina. 381 00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:51,890 Anyone who chooses that, I have nothing in common with. 382 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,100 It was really kind of nice to hear her say that because it is. 383 00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:35,470 Kind of messed up. Well, you were both being stubborn. I'm so happy Katie's 384 00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:38,710 coming to Miami because it makes my life so much easier. I don't have to have 385 00:22:38,710 --> 00:22:42,130 that chip on my shoulder of knowing when I return to L .A., she's going to be 386 00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:43,770 waiting for me to piss off. 387 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,390 Oh, I just thought of something. 388 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,610 What? Did you tell Stassi that you're gone? 389 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:49,090 No. 390 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,830 You betrayed the queen. I'm not betraying her. 391 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:56,090 I think Stassi can understand that. 392 00:22:56,650 --> 00:23:00,050 I am in a very different position than she is. Yeah. A lot of these people are 393 00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:03,030 still in my life. She has to respect that. 394 00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:04,630 T -Sandy's coming over, so. 395 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,170 Did you all behave? 396 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:07,490 Was everyone a good boy? 397 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:12,630 We were good. I mean, Tom thinks that Jax did something, but I don't know. 398 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:13,630 You'll have to defer to him. 399 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:17,690 I'm disappointed that Schwartz isn't telling me everything because he's not 400 00:23:17,690 --> 00:23:20,070 supposed to have bro code. He's supposed to have Katie code. 401 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:21,890 Come in. 402 00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:23,290 Look at this spread I made for you. 403 00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:26,730 Yeah, it's for you. Really? Yeah, big guy. How you feeling? 404 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:29,070 I'm all right. You a little rickety? Yeah. 405 00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:31,390 What's up, Gordo? 406 00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:33,670 I have to go to Sheena's bridal shower. 407 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,810 I heard. Yeah. I heard. Ariana told me. I mean, it had to happen, and it's just, 408 00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:43,510 you know, it just was becoming more of an inconvenience having to avoid and all 409 00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:45,130 that and putting him in the middle. 410 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:46,890 Yeah, it makes things way easier. 411 00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:48,770 You were the bigger person. 412 00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:50,830 Well, um... 413 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,830 Schwartz told me that you know about Jax or something. 414 00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:55,029 Yeah. 415 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:58,710 He f***ed the s*** out of this chick in the bathroom. 416 00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:03,750 And she was not hot at all. 417 00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:06,310 I'm done covering for Jax. 418 00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:07,950 You know? 419 00:24:08,570 --> 00:24:09,570 I'm over it. 420 00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:11,290 This is in your hotel room. 421 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:16,810 Yeah. The room or suite, whatever, is that Tiffy hooked up for Jax and his 422 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:19,130 buddies, and he brings a girl back. 423 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,060 to that room and bangs her in the bathroom? 424 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,060 Yeah. I don't know. Wait. Don't put it on me and act clueless. 425 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,680 You're the one who brought it up yesterday. Fine, I did bring it up. 426 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,080 didn't want to. But, dude, you were being naive. 427 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,840 Dude, this guy's afraid of Jack. 428 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,760 Honestly, noises I heard painted quite the soundscape in my mind. 429 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,560 But I'm not going to lie, I don't want to get involved because, A, it's not 430 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,910 really in my nature, and, B, Jax probably has a little s*** on me too. 431 00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:52,650 If me or you would have even put our f***ing arm around the girl, you'd be 432 00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:54,350 yelling it. You'd be on the top of a mountain. 433 00:24:54,550 --> 00:24:58,890 He would stand on top of the bar at third and shout it. He's done a hundred 434 00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:02,790 times worse things than me, Schwartz, and Peter put together. 435 00:25:03,230 --> 00:25:07,730 And we constantly have his back, and he always f***ing throws us under the bus. 436 00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:09,010 It's ridiculous. 437 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:13,130 It really angered me because it's like Jax just does whatever the f*** he 438 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:15,350 Maybe I just tell him he needs to tell Tiffany. 439 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,660 Yeah, right, dude. 440 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:19,920 I'd like to see his response to that. 441 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:24,020 Sometimes people need to learn the hard way. 442 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:25,460 Yeah. 443 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,100 Gorgeous. Hello. 444 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,440 Hi. 445 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,360 Oh, this looks lovely. 446 00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:57,340 Oh, so hold on a second. You're here? 447 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,059 I'm here. 448 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:01,120 So things must be better between you guys now? 449 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,320 I'm glad to see that Sheena's taken my advice and invited Katie for the shower. 450 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,100 I think this is good and it's moving in the right direction. 451 00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:11,320 For how long, we don't know. I'm going to go to the bachelorette party. 452 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:13,280 Good. That's what I want to hear. 453 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,880 Yeah. You're going to keep it that way? 454 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:19,180 Yeah. Don't let me down, because it was me that taught her, you know, about 455 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,220 this, okay? You promise me? Of course, yeah. 456 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,480 Promise? I promise. 457 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,360 Yes! Yay! Hi! 458 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,940 You're dressed. 459 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,980 You look like a puppy. 460 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,600 Thank you. Cheers. 461 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:34,300 You look like a puppy. 462 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,620 Cheers. Thanks for coming. Hi. 463 00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:57,390 I did the right thing being here. Life is a lot better when you can just let go 464 00:26:57,390 --> 00:26:58,390 and get over things. 465 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:05,170 Are you still talking to Stassi? Are you going to? 466 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:06,610 I haven't. 467 00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:12,290 I wanted to see if maybe like she wanted to meet up and talk about whatever 468 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:16,770 these issues have been because I feel like it's part Kristen, part not. 469 00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:18,970 I still don't quite understand the issues. 470 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,350 Neither do I. 471 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:24,220 The only reason and Stassi's mad at her is because Sheena wants everyone to get 472 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,840 along, and that's not really a bad thing. 473 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:31,600 I'm just going to text her and see if she wants to hang out tomorrow, and then 474 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,880 I'm going to invite her to Miami. 475 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,720 And I'm sure you would love to have her there. 476 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:39,960 I mean, I would like it if you guys could squash it. I'm not desperate to be 477 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,880 friends with Stassi, but this grudge she's holding against me is ridiculous. 478 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:48,220 This is my problem. You have played victim hole. Like, I did something to 479 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,940 I asked you to be a part of my wedding. 480 00:27:54,410 --> 00:27:58,770 I'm trying one last time. And if it doesn't work, it. But at least I tried. 481 00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:01,570 think it'll be fun. You know, Kristen's coming. It's going to be great. 482 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:04,330 Kristen's coming? Yeah. How is this going to work? I have no idea. 483 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:09,170 This is a little bit unrelated, but San Diego? 484 00:28:09,610 --> 00:28:13,710 Yeah, how was that? Frat style drinking debauchery. 485 00:28:14,210 --> 00:28:15,410 Wait, we went to San Diego? 486 00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:17,890 Tom, Tom, Jax, and Peter. 487 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,190 That's a lethal combination. 488 00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:25,050 No girls except for the girl, at least that I know about, that Jax brought into 489 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:28,050 the hotel room and to the bathroom. Wait, what? 490 00:28:30,090 --> 00:28:33,890 How could he do that and not feel just completely disgusting? 491 00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:37,670 What I'm realizing is Jax is the worst. 492 00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:42,650 I'm just really happy my husband's, like, alone watching a football game at 493 00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:43,650 right now. 494 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,630 Here's to being old and married. 495 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:46,890 Yeah. 496 00:28:48,490 --> 00:28:51,770 It's like a little maze to get in here. Like, step one, two. 497 00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:57,490 Why is Katie even here? She hates Sheena, and, like, suddenly she's over 498 00:28:57,490 --> 00:28:58,850 ecstatic to come to Miami. 499 00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:02,930 What I can't stand for is for her to leave here, go have lunch with Stassi 500 00:29:02,930 --> 00:29:07,210 somewhere, and say, like, oh, yeah, I went to Sheena's bridal party. It was 501 00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:11,550 a joke. Or something, like, really classic like that. Sheena inviting Katie 502 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,370 Miami is a joke. 503 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:16,170 It's one more person in Miami that I don't get along with. 504 00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:18,250 I would rather stalk you either than Ariana. 505 00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:19,870 Can't wait for Miami. 506 00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:23,550 You two chatting about it. I heard my name. 507 00:29:23,810 --> 00:29:27,330 Wait, I have to tell you something. So I was sitting over there with them. 508 00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:34,330 Yeah, I noticed. So they told me that Jack brought a girl back to their 509 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:38,750 room in San Diego this weekend and totally banged her and then was like, 510 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,330 say anything or something along those lines. 511 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:43,110 Probably the night he texted me was like, I'm so sorry. 512 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:44,940 Jack. banged Kristen. 513 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:49,820 Jax used to bang Carmen. And now I'm telling Kristen and Carmen about the new 514 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:53,680 girl Jax banged while he cheated on the girl that he's currently banging. 515 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:55,740 There's a ton of banging going on. 516 00:29:56,620 --> 00:30:00,820 But the most part about the whole thing is Tiffany's the one that set up San 517 00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:01,820 Diego for them. 518 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:03,520 Who threw him under the bus? 519 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,800 Either Schwartz or Tom or both. 520 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:12,120 Do they realize what that's going to do to the two of them? 521 00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:18,540 If Sandoval were the one to throw Jax under the bus, do you not think Jax will 522 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,700 now throw Sandoval's fate? 523 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:24,520 I could give a fuss if Jax banged the girl in San Diego. 524 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,440 But it might be good for me if this is true, because Jax is going to get backed 525 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,299 into a corner. 526 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:33,560 He's then going to throw it in Tom's face that he knows Tom banged the girl 527 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,180 Miami, and the truth will be revealed. 528 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,160 Is she coming to Miami? 529 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,560 Who? Tiffany. 530 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:45,320 I mean, I don't know. I don't know if she knows about San Diego. I have no 531 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:52,060 Coming up. I would like to know what you feel I've done to you. It has baffled 532 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,060 me. 533 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,520 Ah, it's cold! 534 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,500 Are you this dramatic every time you get a spray tan? 535 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:02,820 Whatever. 536 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,860 You'll be thanking me later. 537 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:11,370 Yeah. Tom and I both want to get our pre -tans on for Miami, but they only have 538 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:14,850 one slot available, so I know when to step aside. 539 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:16,210 It was cool, though. 540 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:25,190 If I were to try and grab this one tanning slot, that would be like 541 00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:27,070 getting between a hungry bear and its food. 542 00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:30,610 There's no way you're this obnoxious every time you get a spray tan. 543 00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:32,790 Make sure you get, like, down in there, too. 544 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,290 The man I loved. 545 00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:39,810 Isn't there like a group of people who have oil fetishes? 546 00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:42,070 Too bad I'm not one of them. 547 00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:46,890 I think you need some more contouring because you're pretty fat. 548 00:31:47,370 --> 00:31:48,370 Have you been working out? 549 00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:51,270 I mean, kind of. Did you like stop working out? 550 00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:52,470 What? 551 00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:05,510 Hey, dude. 552 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,120 This place should pretty much do the trick on a full recovery. 553 00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:12,020 It's all a blur, man. How was Katie with the whole situation and everything? 554 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,460 It was cool. I just told her we partied too hard. 555 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,280 We had some girls up in the room. 556 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,860 Did you know that Katie's coming to the bachelor at partying now? Oh, did you? 557 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:23,000 Yeah, we knew that. I know you did, but I don't know. I honestly don't remember 558 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,840 a lot from the weekend, but how is Stassi going to handle that? 559 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,580 Dude, I don't think she's going to respond well. 560 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:31,500 I can only imagine the thoughts going through Stassi's head. 561 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,520 Traitor, how could you do this to me? 562 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,460 Because, you know, Katie's kind of like Stassi's little minion. 563 00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:41,560 In Miami, we can't really go that hard. We can't get that drunk and have, I 564 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,500 mean, we were, like having girls up in the room is like being that drunk is a 565 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,900 recipe for trouble, man. 566 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,340 You didn't, dude, you didn't hook up with that little girl, did you? 567 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:55,220 No, but I know it puts you guys in a bad situation. At the club, she went down 568 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:56,220 and grabbed my... 569 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,500 I go, 570 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,420 what are you doing? She's like, I'm just grabbing it. You see how big it is? I'm 571 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:05,540 like, what are you doing? 572 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,340 It's kind of funny because the morning after, Jack said he didn't remember 573 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:11,260 anything. I was just really drunk. I literally don't remember. 574 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:14,480 Now, all of a sudden, he remembers very clearly what happened. 575 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,400 Dude, yeah, I wanted to use the bathroom. 576 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:21,340 The thing is, I had to go in there. She's yakking her brains out. And then 577 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:23,620 that, she goes like this. She goes, come here. 578 00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:27,810 She must have been pretty excited when she was throwing up because she kept 579 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,450 saying, yeah, baby, yeah, baby. 580 00:33:29,770 --> 00:33:31,330 Came out of there, like, sweating. 581 00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:34,490 I was sweating because I know the situation would look really bad. 582 00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:37,850 Like, dude, I didn't hear that girl puking at all, like, when I went up to 583 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,690 bathroom and tried it. She was puking her brains out. 584 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:42,530 Why would you go into the bathroom with her if she's puking? Because she needed 585 00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:45,190 help. I'm like, here's the bathroom. Let me help you out. She had her hair, so I 586 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,450 was, like, holding her to let her puke. Her friends were with her. 587 00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:51,710 I felt so bad that I called Tiffany and I told her. I thought this girl was 588 00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:52,710 grabbing and kissing on me. 589 00:33:52,910 --> 00:33:55,710 I helped her throw up. She kind of grabbed me. I kicked her out of the 590 00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:57,410 You bet she tried to come up to your room. 591 00:33:57,650 --> 00:34:00,450 Yeah, she came up to my room. I told her. She came up to our room. Then she 592 00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:02,310 started getting aggressive again. She went to the bathroom. 593 00:34:02,650 --> 00:34:05,170 I was like, well, why was that girl grabbing you? And then, like, I don't 594 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:06,170 she was drunk. I was drunk. 595 00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:07,990 It was all harmless. It wasn't like anything. 596 00:34:08,230 --> 00:34:10,550 But, like, you know, she's in Vegas. The guys do it to her, too. 597 00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:14,969 This is Pax's last desperate play. You don't have to tell Tiffany anything. I 598 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:15,969 told her everything. 599 00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:18,239 He is completely full of shit. 600 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:21,540 I don't even know. Are you guys, like, fully committed, or do you guys have, 601 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,578 like, an open mind? 602 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:24,100 So Tiffany was okay? 603 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,260 Yeah, I mean, she didn't, she just asked me, like, well, that was kind of weird, 604 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:30,840 and that's okay. I was like, okay, I guess. I mean, she knows. I mean... 605 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,020 know Ariana would be pissed if I was in a bathroom with a girl. 606 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,219 So for the record, you're saying that you did not see that girl in the 607 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:40,938 No, no. 608 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,980 Because if you did, that's really dumb. 609 00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,219 I would never. I would never do that. Not for Tiffany. I would never do that 610 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,219 her. 611 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:52,159 Jack is just oozing contradictions right now. I mean, for a guy that's been 612 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:57,040 telling lies his entire life, he's pretty shitty at it. 613 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,960 It just puts me in a weird position, you know? 614 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,980 Why? I don't know, man, because we're going to be in, like, Miami and shit. 615 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:08,980 does Miami have to do with anything? 616 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,640 I'm just saying, like, if... Tiffany's going to be there. 617 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:15,540 Dude, she asked me about shit. I'm not going to lie. 618 00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:17,320 You weren't even there. 619 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,960 That's why I don't... I was there. No, you weren't. You weren't in the room. I 620 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,000 mean, you went through the same thing. What do you mean I went through the same 621 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,700 thing? Don't even... People just throwing stuff out there that didn't 622 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:26,700 doesn't look right. 623 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:29,040 Nothing happened, but it doesn't look right. And you're like, damn, I'm caught 624 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,500 in a situation that just doesn't look right. 625 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,360 Things sometimes don't look right, but you're like, you don't have a choice. 626 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,740 Because you're caught in a situation like, I don't want to be in this 627 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:38,480 but yet it looks something that's not really going on. 628 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:39,900 Okay. 629 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,440 Well, I'm done talking about this now. 630 00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:44,090 You guys want to roll? Yeah. 631 00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:46,030 Get out of here. 632 00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:47,550 You throw this away or what? 633 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:50,610 All right. See you guys later. 634 00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:51,830 See you, man. 635 00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:53,390 What do you think? 636 00:35:54,050 --> 00:35:56,710 You and I both know he missed out on that check. 637 00:35:57,410 --> 00:35:58,410 Ravaged it. 638 00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:03,170 Liar. 639 00:36:05,690 --> 00:36:06,690 Hey, baby. 640 00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:08,050 Hey, baby. 641 00:36:08,370 --> 00:36:10,530 Just got done having lunch with the guys. 642 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,410 Yeah. Just a good taco place to go to when you're, like, struggling from a 643 00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:15,790 weekend that we had in San Diego. 644 00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:17,630 What do you mean? Tell me what happened. 645 00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:21,350 It was probably just a little bit too much drinking and, like, bottle service. 646 00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:25,870 You know, I put myself in situations that I wasn't really comfortable in and 647 00:36:25,870 --> 00:36:27,090 shouldn't, that looked bad. 648 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,610 The table with the girls and stuff, like, people getting too close and I 649 00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:33,490 really comfortable with it. You know, I told you we had some people back up in 650 00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:34,109 the room. 651 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,310 No, you didn't really tell me that. 652 00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:38,570 There was one group of people. There was a girl. 653 00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:42,090 Like three girls. That was the girl that was like grabbing onto me and I was 654 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:45,170 like, oh my God, like get away, get away. But then she somehow ended up in 655 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:48,290 room. Then she threw up in the bathroom and I took her into the bathroom to 656 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,630 throw up and I shut the door. 657 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:54,150 And it was, then I was like, I was like, okay. And then she started grabbing 658 00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:57,170 onto me again. I'm like, get off me, get off me. And then I pushed her out and I 659 00:36:57,170 --> 00:37:00,390 said, okay, you guys have to go. It's just not, it's just not like something I 660 00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:01,390 want to do ever again. 661 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,790 Are you serious? 662 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:16,470 Why? 663 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,480 Thanks for meeting me. You're welcome. 664 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,960 So how have you been? 665 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,320 I'm good. 666 00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:45,558 I'm good. 667 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,760 How are you? Good. 668 00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,740 Budding, planning, exciting. 669 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:54,140 Sheena looks like a cross between a gypsy and one of those American Girl 670 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:57,680 Hey, how are you? Hi, good, thank you. Would you like some drinks this far? You 671 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,840 know what, I actually want to start with the Moscow Mule. That sounds good. I'm 672 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,100 just going to have water right now. Some water? 673 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:04,960 No wine? No. 674 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,420 Like, I don't even know you anymore. 675 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:11,560 No, I just, I don't understand why I'm here. 676 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,560 You don't like me. You already can't win arguments with me, Sheena, but, like, 677 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,160 you're wearing that, so you just lost already. 678 00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:21,040 I mean, I would like to know what you feel I've done to you. 679 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:26,760 I really, it has baffled me. I asked you to be a part of my wedding, the most 680 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,900 important day of my entire life. You say yes, and then I hear you're like... 681 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,680 Making fun of it. You don't want to be a part of it. You never gave me a formal 682 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,220 question. It was, well, I guess you'll just be my other blonde bridesmaid. 683 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:41,540 That wasn't really a question. I also heard that you said at my engagement 684 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:44,300 that you were going to have, like, all the girls show up with, like, big fake 685 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:48,300 diamond rings to, like, try and, like, outshine. Okay, did we do that? No. 686 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,860 So you never said that? 687 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:51,700 Katie said that, actually. 688 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,220 Does it bother you that she's coming to my bachelorette party? 689 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:00,808 Coming up. 690 00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:02,470 You think I want to hang out with you? 691 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:05,130 Your friendship is a joke to me. 692 00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:12,350 You were going to have, like, all the girls show up with, like, big fake 693 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:16,230 rings. Okay, did we do that? No. We never said that. Katie said that, 694 00:39:16,530 --> 00:39:18,710 Does it bother you that she's coming to my bachelorette party? 695 00:39:21,430 --> 00:39:24,890 I didn't realize she was. She actually seems really excited about it. 696 00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:26,620 Katie's supposed to be my best friend. 697 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:32,200 Sheena invites her on a beach vacation with Jax and Kristen, and she thinks, 698 00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:38,260 yeah, it's a betrayal. And any betrayal, once I feel betrayed, it's done. 699 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:41,920 Sounds like she drank the Kool -Aid. I wasn't aware of that. Kool -Aid? 700 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,380 Yes. 701 00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:47,840 Well, up until five minutes ago, I was going to see if you wanted to come since 702 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,420 you've never been to Miami, but I don't think that would really work out. Do you 703 00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:54,580 think I want to hang out with Kool -Aid? Kristen, Jack, you, you know what my 704 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:57,560 big problem with you is. Why would I go to something celebrating you? 705 00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:03,280 Immediately after last summer, you go and befriend the two people that hurt me 706 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,160 the most. It wasn't immediately. It was three months later. Well, you did. And 707 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:10,840 you became BFFs with two people that I think are terrible, terrible people. I'm 708 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:16,320 very sorry that they both hurt you, but I can't just throw people aside who have 709 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,660 been good friends to me. She hated you. You hated her. Your friendship is a joke 710 00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:21,448 to me. 711 00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:26,050 Even after you befriended Kristen and Jack, you did nothing but publicly, 712 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,410 Twitter bully me. I've never been a bad person. Well, then enough of the public 713 00:40:29,410 --> 00:40:33,390 bullying. I don't know why someone would want to be a spoiled, bratty, snobby 714 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:36,490 bully like Stassi. It's passive -aggressive bullshit. 715 00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:39,730 Like, I don't do that to you. I moved across the country. Because you don't 716 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:43,650 a reason to, Stassi. I don't have a reason to be mean to me on Twitter. 717 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:44,790 I have a life. 718 00:40:45,370 --> 00:40:49,850 So I retweeted some things that hurt your feelings. I hung out with your ex 719 00:40:49,850 --> 00:40:52,270 -boyfriend and I'm friends with Kristen. I just want to sum it all up to make 720 00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:56,190 sure I am getting it all. Well, if your brain works so simply like that, I'm 721 00:40:56,190 --> 00:40:58,990 just making sure you got all your points across. So is that it or is there 722 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:02,210 something else that you left out? Whatever. This is like a waste of time. 723 00:41:02,810 --> 00:41:06,170 Apparently it is. I had to look at myself in the morning and I would never 724 00:41:06,170 --> 00:41:10,270 forgive myself. I wouldn't be able to look at my children after going and 725 00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:13,890 hanging out with Kristen and Jack and now... 726 00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:17,590 You? I guess I just choose my friends wisely. 727 00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:18,930 That's why you don't have that many. 728 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:25,510 Dossie's friends are finally starting to see that she thinks she's so much 729 00:41:25,510 --> 00:41:29,110 better than all of them, and they're dwindling away. I mean, she's just 730 00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:31,830 friends by the day. She keeps it up. She'll be by herself. 731 00:41:32,170 --> 00:41:37,370 Anyway, I appreciate you reaching out. I apologize for anything I've done that's 732 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:41,730 hurt you. I know your wedding will be incredible, but I just can't be a part 733 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:42,730 any of that. 734 00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:47,810 Like, I've moved on. I feel like my island in Los Angeles is rapidly 735 00:41:47,970 --> 00:41:52,610 but I'm happy about it because I only want to surround myself with people that 736 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:54,370 value the same things that I do. 737 00:41:54,590 --> 00:41:57,290 We're not meant to be friends. Totally agree. 738 00:41:57,510 --> 00:42:00,130 You know, I get it. 739 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,830 Okay, enjoy the rest of your drink. 740 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:04,170 So long, Sheena. 741 00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:06,370 So long, Sheena's eyelashes. 742 00:42:06,910 --> 00:42:08,690 So long, Sheena's turban. 743 00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:11,010 So long, Sheena's unitards. 744 00:42:14,170 --> 00:42:18,730 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. I'm stuck here working when I could be on a beach 745 00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:19,810 drinking margaritas. 746 00:42:20,310 --> 00:42:21,550 Bye. Woo. 747 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:22,810 Bye. Woo. 748 00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:26,850 What's up with you and Bill, man? You're hard not to love. 749 00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:30,050 These sound like the preliminary stages of getting Jax. 750 00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:32,170 Jax. Stassi. You know what? 751 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,880 Sam, no offense, Katie, I know she's your best friend, but... They're 752 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,340 not talking. They're not talking. They're not talking. The judge did 753 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:40,238 is that he did. 754 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,720 You definitely railed the shit out of that girl in the bathroom. If you're 755 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,880 sit here and grill me, I'll go to every single one of you and I'll pick the shit 756 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,940 out of all of you. You already have. 757 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,960 We don't talk about what happened in Miami. 758 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,960 Stop ratting us out. 759 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:54,620 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.